August 18, 2026 NEW YORK, FUCKING, NY Alright New York, here's what's pissing me off because no one else wants to say anything.  "LET US OFF THE DAMN TRAIN FIRST!".  If you don't know what I'm talking about, then read this before you try to get on the next train.

Now don't get it twisted, there are some New Yorkers that just don't know any better (Mostly Gen Z) and I'm not mad at you, I am pissed off at your parents.  They know what the deal is and they didn't tell you.  They also decided not to raise you right, they let phone raise you instead...  It's the ones with this sense of entitlement (Gentrifiers) from different states deciding to call New York City and the boroughs home for the time being.  The so called "Urban Pioneers", the ones that think "StreetEasy" is the ultimate authority over New York City and its boroughs.  You're the ones I am talking about.

Now look a crowded train is a crowded train and I get it.  You're trying to get on before letting people off because maybe, you couldn't get on the last two trains that passed you by, if not, then you're a selfish jerk who has no business riding the train.  Go grab an Uber!!!  The bottom line, let us off first or get ready to be trampled on when we're coming through to get off and don't block the Fucking doors when we are trying to get off the damn train.  STEP ASIDE!!! 

Just a quick note, to the Newbie (NYU Grad Gentrifier) that just had to have the conversation with me this morning on the train,  about how much she loves living in "West Chelsea".  Chelsea is already "West", if you go any further west,  you'd be in the damn "Hudson".  Thank you "StreetEasy" there's nothing easy about dealing with a city that has been renamed...

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